Either the most boring person you know or the most insane person you know
Have you not noticed the "Fanfic" section of this website yet?
Posting random shit on my blog and/or serving as a platform for my "writing"
Refer to my answer to question 2
Only if they're fictional. You may notice that introduces a slight paradox which means that I will never get bitches until someone figures out multi-dimensional travel (never)
40.31514922688336, -83.06496911453435 (not really, I'm from South Carolina which is slightly more sane than Ohio)
Tough question, but the gallbladder is pointless and will probably prove to be quite painful in the future
Wait are you trying to sell my organs- HELP