Welcome to another episode of “stalling on actually doing anything that takes effort. This time, I am returning to my roots, and laughing at stupid people saying stupid things in stupid videos, because it tends to be either really funny or really sad, and emotional numbness is overrated.
Starting off, we have the ‘incredible banger’ of female demon subliminal, who’s insanity has mind-fucked the YouTube age-restriction algorithm so much that, somehow, they’ve managed to put softcore porn in thumbnails and keep videos accessable to minors. “Sadly,” their channel is now inactive (although I have a theory that there is a cartel of these channels all co-operating for material gain), but it has left us with some banger content, such as:
I hope you love the ‘gospel of dimay,’ because here it is! After becoming ‘female cartoon bendy,’ you can even go to ‘yandere school,’ learn ‘ink powers,’ and have the ability to kill ‘other anime humans.’ How exciting! (complete lies)
That’s… that’s just Bendy sucking off the Ink Demon variation of himself. Like, literally. I mean, hot, but this is in a YouTube video. Available to children. W H A T
THEY’RE A FOOT FETISHIST TOO?!?! How many drugs were involved here?!
I was originally prepared to end this section here, but then I discovered… THEY HAVE A NEWER CHANNEL.
(Update: The channel was actually taken down! For some reason! Not sure whether this is a bad thing for history or a great thing so I never have to see it again.. honestly this might be the only place on the internet with some of these thumbnails which is interesting.)
OH MY GOD. PLEASE KILL ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Please tell me that at least the content isn’t worse, right? Please? God? Satan? Maybe even Zeus? Anyone?
I DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT COULD GET WORSE, BUT IT FUCKING CAN!?!?!?!? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN BECOME PREGNANT WITH A FUCKING CREATURE MADE OUT OF INK, AND A FUCKING WOLF FROM HELL?!?!??! I’M PRETTY SURE HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY WOULD FUCKING EXPLODE!
?????? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
As I am preparing to off myself after reading this entire description, I will hand the writing process off to my friend (who asked to remain uncredited (understandably)), who has some hopefully less insanity-inducing content to discuss.
“ultimate rain gamer”? What the fuck is a rain gamer?
This silent subliminal can make me a scammer? Amazing!
I just have to believe in myself to start making fat stacks????? How the hell does that even work??????????
I’m gonna be looking like this in a just a few listens?
It’s that easy to become a rapper? Maybe I can finally start a SoundCloud career (not really)
Jesse, we need to cook up some fresh subliminals.
Anyways, I’m gonna hand it back over to Drake who has stopped wanting to end his entire blogging career.
(No guarantees btw, I’m still a bit traumatized)
Well now that I’ve been forced by the authorities to put away the rope (It was just for BDSM I swear officer!!!!!!1!11!1), I guess I should actually follow up on the last entry in this series. And, believe it or not; I actually did something!
I managed to write down a whole list of affirmations (or whatever)!
Of course, this is not complete. I have to fill up a whole couple of minutes with these! So, I still have stuff left to do, but progress is progress, right?
Welp, that’s about it for this one, stay tuned for Subliminal 1.875! (just kidding, 2 is coming soon™️)